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Recruiting members for SFU Orgy Club
Hello everyone, I am Chris Bishop, the current Vice President of the SFU Orgy Club.
Some of you may have heard of us, some not. We are a secretive club hidden from the public and as our name suggests, our activities include mass orgies in the middle of the night. Currently, our number of members are around 50 or so but we are always looking for more people to "add new flavor" to our "games."
Do not worry if you are a virgin or shy, we will drill the basics into you and I guarantee you will have loads of fun. If anyone is interested, go to the bottom level of the Maggie Benston Student Services Centre between 1:00am-2:00am every Wednesday (note:our club is only active at the Burnaby Campus). There, you will find a man named John Smith, speak to him and give him the code phrase "Sex for Life" and he will give you instructions on how to join along with where our "activities" take place.
Hope to see some new faces around soon!
Some of you may have heard of us, some not. We are a secretive club hidden from the public and as our name suggests, our activities include mass orgies in the middle of the night. Currently, our number of members are around 50 or so but we are always looking for more people to "add new flavor" to our "games."
Do not worry if you are a virgin or shy, we will drill the basics into you and I guarantee you will have loads of fun. If anyone is interested, go to the bottom level of the Maggie Benston Student Services Centre between 1:00am-2:00am every Wednesday (note:our club is only active at the Burnaby Campus). There, you will find a man named John Smith, speak to him and give him the code phrase "Sex for Life" and he will give you instructions on how to join along with where our "activities" take place.
Hope to see some new faces around soon!
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update: no one from SFU with that name...and the poster is clearly an SFU student if they know Maggie Benston
The first post clearly states that the bottom level of the Maggie Benston Student Services Centre is NOT where the orgy will take place, it is merely the spot where you meet with a member of our club who will give you information on how to join along with WHERE THE ORGY WILL TAKE PLACE (the location is in the school so do not worry about it being somewhere you are unable to reach). Think about it for a second, if we post the location of where the actual orgy will happen on a public forum such as this, we could no be a secretive club (for the sake of protecting the identities of our members).
As for your question, leo, our ratio of men to women is approximately 5:3 (note:I am not 100% sure seeing as not all members show up for each session and only the club President has the actual list of members and I am unable to contact him at this moment).
Kevin M., I do have an account on facebook but I rarely use it so I am not part of any groups (which includes the Simon Fraser Group).
Our existence has been revealed once in an article of The Peak back in September but most people just shook it off as a hoax. I am hoping to avoid that again and seeing as there are some people here who plan on trying to reveal our existence, I am hesitant about sending one of our members to the designated meeting spot in my first post.
I will be calling off sending John Smith there tonight (technically tomorrow since it is after midnight) and instead, I will send a private message to those who wish to join with instructions. Magnificent Bastard, I will be sending you a PM, please follow the instructions enclosed within it if you wish to be join in our fun.
As for those that doubt our existence, that is fine. It is up to you whether to believe we are real or not.
at least try not to be so obvious... "secret" yet u give out info... NT boys... nt..
been to one
i got herpes but w/e
http://www.the-peak.ca/article/4427
although this is NOT definite proof since people can remove themselves form this directory
but there are other ways to check... take some higher level cmpt classes and ur profs will tell u how :)
wheres my PM
I'm hung like a donkey
least that's what I would get