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Best SkaleFree Wallpost

BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
edited October 2013 in General
"I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy."

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  • BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
    "My professor drives me home from school." Do I smell sex scandal anyone?
  • BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
    "Last night I drunkenly gave my male friend a lap dance before grinding my ass on his crotch. He really enjoyed it. I'm a guy too." www.hahgay.com
  • Lucid
    Haha, well I can't take credit for these wallposts, they come from this facebook page.  

    https://www.facebook.com/SfuConfessions?fref=ts

    I stole them to add some content to the new Skalefree section.
  • BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
    Still funny though lol
  • Lucid
    Yeah, they're hilarious.  There are some funny people at SFU.  They need to be heard!
  • BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
    This is why sites like talkSFU and SkaleFree are so important. I feel people are more true to themselves and reveal their true selves online much more than in real life nowadays and the internet is becoming commonplace for people to express themselves better. So much funny stuff everywhere but then you go to SFU campus and you're just like uhhhh, why is everyone so anti-social. But sites like SkaleFree allow people to be free (pun intended) and find people alike.
  • MXC
    Dim Sum the Magnificent!
  • BeAnBeAnBeAnBeAn
    LOL just looked him up! Funny motherfucker!!! And that was a great video on The Peak but I didn't know you can cuss on it lol they said "fuck" like 3 times haha. I gotta see this guy on campus one day...

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