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How to Tell a Hot Chick by Her Voice
I've figured it out. I talked to a friend of a friend, today, and during the "conversation" I realized an almost fool-proof way to estimate a chick's hotness quotient from her voice:
Ask her to tell a story.
Cause, here's the thing, hot chicks tell horrible stories. Because they're hot, and everyone pretends to be interested in whatever they have to say, they just assume that everything they say is interesting. And so, hot chicks never develop the skill of getting to the f'ing point. And why would they?
Us normal looking people had to deal with impatience back during our formative years, and thus learned how to identify and excise any extraneous bits of story, and to keep it interesting. In other words, hot chicks are under no selective pressure, have no natural predators, and thus their ability to be interesting does not evolve. When they ramble on about nothing, people pretend to be enthralled, laugh at things that aren't funny, and generally give the chick a warped perception of their own level of wittiness. Normal looking people get "hey, hurry it up bitch, Sopranos is coming on, and your boring ass is not going to keep me from seeing if Tony pulls through!"
So, if you want to know how hot a chick is, just ask her a question that leads her into telling a story. If she includes details that you don't give an S about, add on 10 hottie points. If she goes off on odd jags that have nothing to do with the point of the story, add 15. You can imagine the rest of the rules yourself, I'm sure.
I encougage you to utilize my new program in your everyday lives. I don't even want commission. Just think of me fondly, sweet masses. =P
Ask her to tell a story.
Cause, here's the thing, hot chicks tell horrible stories. Because they're hot, and everyone pretends to be interested in whatever they have to say, they just assume that everything they say is interesting. And so, hot chicks never develop the skill of getting to the f'ing point. And why would they?
Us normal looking people had to deal with impatience back during our formative years, and thus learned how to identify and excise any extraneous bits of story, and to keep it interesting. In other words, hot chicks are under no selective pressure, have no natural predators, and thus their ability to be interesting does not evolve. When they ramble on about nothing, people pretend to be enthralled, laugh at things that aren't funny, and generally give the chick a warped perception of their own level of wittiness. Normal looking people get "hey, hurry it up bitch, Sopranos is coming on, and your boring ass is not going to keep me from seeing if Tony pulls through!"
So, if you want to know how hot a chick is, just ask her a question that leads her into telling a story. If she includes details that you don't give an S about, add on 10 hottie points. If she goes off on odd jags that have nothing to do with the point of the story, add 15. You can imagine the rest of the rules yourself, I'm sure.
I encougage you to utilize my new program in your everyday lives. I don't even want commission. Just think of me fondly, sweet masses. =P
Comments
haha
but i agree with kevin.. i like guys that i can intellectually converse with