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OMFG, I need advice, NOW!

Unknown
edited November 2008 in General
Ok, firstly, let me say...I am not going to reveal who I am since that would make me a laughing stock of SFU.

Second, normally, I would ask someone in real life about this problem but that is way to embarassing in this case which is why I'm here.

This is my problem: Last night, I was partying with some friends and well...we got really drunk...like really drunk. I woke up this morning and oh god...I was in bed with my best friend. That's the worst part, we were both covered in semen. First, let me say I am a straight male (and I hate homosexualism). Next, my best friend is also male. There you have it, I feel like my life just ended...

WTF DO I DO?! THIS IS SO GODDAMN MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

  • DaNoobie
    edited November 2008
    your best friend would know who you are!
  • Morro
    edited November 2008
    Homosexualism is a very interesting movement in Victorian art. :)
  • IVTIVT
    edited November 2008
    Not Revealing Identity;40675 said:
    Ok, firstly, let me say...I am not going to reveal who I am since that would make me a laughing stock of SFU.

    Second, normally, I would ask someone in real life about this problem but that is way to embarassing in this case which is why I'm here.

    This is my problem: Last night, I was partying with some friends and well...we got really drunk...like really drunk. I woke up this morning and oh god...I was in bed with my best friend. That's the worst part, we were both covered in semen. First, let me say I am a straight male (and I hate homosexualism). Next, my best friend is also male. There you have it, I feel like my life just ended...

    WTF DO I DO?! THIS IS SO GODDAMN MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCKING OWNED!!

    LULZ you got circle jerked on
    Not Revealing Identity;40675 said:
    (and I hate homosexualism)
    not cool to hate, brah
  • Student0667
    edited November 2008
    Haha, haha, hhahaha, TOTAL OWNAGE!

    You better get tested. I say this to everyone who had drunk sex, be they male/ female, male/ male, or female/ female.
    Not Revealing Identity said:
    First, let me say I am a straight male (and I hate homosexualism).
    You are homophobic.
  • lazyGUY
    edited November 2008
    LOLOLOLOLOL ahahahahahahahahah

    i guess as long as ur ass doesnt hurt ur good
    but you dont know whos semen it is, maybe you got lucky and walked home naked covered in ur own? who knows

    or ur secretly gay?
  • primexx
    edited November 2008
    who said we can't laugh at anonymous?

    pwnedpf2.png
  • DaNoobie
    edited November 2008
    seriously though whats with the trolling as of late? first an orgy club and now this?

    wait yesterday was Wednesday right? hmmmm related?
  • Broken Lizard
    edited November 2008
    Dude that was my semen
    we had crazy sex all night
    i gave
    and boy did you take
  • Kevin M.Kevin M.
    edited November 2008
    LOL I don't even know what to say
  • xxk1nky
    edited November 2008
    Were you partying with the SFU Orgy Club by any chance?
  • Student0667
    edited November 2008
    primexx;40695 said:
    who said we can't laugh at anonymous?
    Curse, you beat me to it.
    DaNoobie;40696 said:
    seriously though whats with the trolling as of late? first an orgy club and now this?
    Have we been advertising to the rest of SFU as of late?
    xxk1nky;40700 said:
    Were you partying with the SFU Orgy Club by any chance?
    We don't even know if the Orgy Club is legit or not.
  • Unknown
    edited November 2008
    xxk1nky;40700 said:
    Were you partying with the SFU Orgy Club by any chance?
    WTF?! We have an Orgy Club here?! O_O

    Anyways...I am totally serious here, I need some advice on what to do...I just saw my friend in lecture earlier and god...it was so fucking awkward...

    BTW, I AM NOT GAY, I MUST CLARIFY AGAIN THAT I AM NOT GAY

    I'm just gonna ignore the dumbass that's is saying I'm trolling...>_>

    Seriously though, stop with the jokes, I really need some goddamn help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • illicit
    edited November 2008
    what do you really expect us to tell you?

    there's really no way out of this other than both of you hopefully bringing this to the grave.
  • Morro
    edited November 2008
    Student: There is no orgy club. I was disappointed when I found out. :(
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