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No Pants Party

JayDub
edited February 2009 in General
So us at the Rowing Team have no funding now because of the budget cuts so we needed a way to raise funds, so we are throwing a No Pants Party at the Highland on Friday, February 13th.

Yes, that's right, no pants. You are not allowed to wear to pants, you can wear anything but. Kilts, Toga, Bathrobes, Speedos, Fun underwear, anything but pants. If you don't want to not wear pants to the pub, we have a free pant check at the door.

There are some drink specials too, Tequilla Shots, Hot Pants and Blue Balls.

There's a prize for best lack of pants, an 8 gig ipod nano, plus there are some other contests for bottles of alcohol.

If you wish to come, cover is $10 at the door or $7 tickets ahead. We are selling them in the south AQ all day Tuesday/Wed/Thursday or PM me and I can sell them to you.
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  • GoGoGo
    edited February 2009
    i think there will be more guys then girls. too homo
  • Magnificent_BastardMagnificent_Bastard
    edited February 2009
    GoGoGo;46898 said:
    i think there will be more guys then girls. too homo
    So.......you're gonna be there, then?
  • JayDub
    edited February 2009
    Magnificent_Bastard;46909 said:
    So.......you're gonna be there, then?
    My first thoughts too.
  • FerrousWheel
    edited February 2009
    GoGoGo;46898 said:
    too homo
    No such thing.
  • GoGoGo
    edited February 2009
    FerrousWheel;47041 said:
    No such thing.
    if you suck your own dick, yes is is
  • IVTIVT
    edited February 2009
    i'd rather have a party in my pants
  • buflibufli
    edited February 2009
    IVT;47057 said:
    i'd rather have a party in my pants
    yes u and ur hand can have fun with that... didnt really need to share..
  • FerrousWheel
    edited February 2009
    GoGoGo;47055 said:
    if you suck your own dick, yes is is
    You can't reach either huh?
  • IVTIVT
    edited February 2009
    FerrousWheel;47113 said:
    You can't reach either huh?
    you tried?
  • JayDub
    edited February 2009
    I guess GoGoGo's penis is small than 6" otherwise he'd be able to suck him/her-self off, according to Student that is.
  • Student0667
    edited February 2009
    How exacting can hosting a party help pull your Rowing Team out of a financial quagmire? As a fiscal conservative, I would expect your team to cut down on spending and balance your budget.
  • IVTIVT
    edited February 2009
    Student0667;47165 said:
    How exacting can hosting a party help pull your Rowing Team out of a financial quagmire? As a fiscal conservation, I would expect your team to cut down on spending and balance your budget.
    you're a conservation?
  • JayDub
    edited February 2009
    Student0667;47165 said:
    How exacting can hosting a party help pull your Rowing Team out of a financial quagmire? As a fiscal conservative, I would expect your team to cut down on spending and balance your budget.
    We have no money... because we don't get any from SFU... so how do we balance nothing?
  • Student0667
    edited February 2009
    JayDub;47167 said:
    We have no money... because we don't get any from SFU... so how do we balance nothing?
    What is nothingness? (Just some obligated philosophy joke.)

    I was actually going to say that your budget are pretty much balanced because you guys are not dealing with a huge amount of money.

    Still, can this No Pants Party investment really payoff? Good luck though, I would hate to see your Rowling Team sink. Haha, sink, anyone get the joke?

    How is the interview assignment going? I just got some minor editing to do.
  • FerrousWheel
    edited February 2009
    JayDub;47167 said:
    We have no money... because we don't get any from SFU... so how do we balance nothing?
    One word: Reaganomics!
  • JayDub
    edited February 2009
    Student0667;47170 said:
    Still, can this No Pants Party investment really payoff? Good luck though, I would hate to see your Rowling Team sink. Haha, sink, anyone get the joke?
    Yes, because we get the money from the tickets. The rest the pub makes.
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited February 2009
    You're just trying to get into the ladies' pants
  • buflibufli
    edited February 2009
    no man hes got a pants fetish so after everyone checks in their pants hes gonna run off with them duh...
  • siuying
    edited February 2009
    FerrousWheel;47177 said:
    One word: Reaganomics!
    hahaha.. i'm beginning to like your sense of humour.. =P
  • JayDub
    edited February 2009
    So some hater of the SFU Rowing team posted a note on Facebook, her name is Hilaire Ford if you want to go look it up.

    This is what she said:

    Dear SFU Rowing Club
    Share
    Yesterday at 3:13pm
    I just saw your poster for the "No Pants" pub night, and I had a few questions...


    Are there no "women" on the rowing team? Is this why it didn't seem offensive to serve drinks called "Blue Balls", "Two Fingers", and "Hot Pants"?

    Or is the entire team made up of GAY "men", thus making the names of the drinks and rule of no pants poignantly appropriate?

    OR, do the "women" on the rowing team (and I know that there are some) masculinize themselves in order to be part of the team, so that they only ever wear pants? So, calling it a "No Pants, No Skirt" event just seemed ridiculous?

    Do none of the "men" on the rowing team wear skirts? Certainly a couple of weeks ago none of you would have objected to wearing KILTS to the pub for Robbie Burns' Day!

    Oh wait - are you hoping that only (stereotypical, heterosexual) "men" will participate?

    I'm just curious, because obviously you expect people to PAY MONEY to participate in this event, but it seems like you're only going to get either stereotypical "men" (which don't exist, by the way - in case you hadn't noticed the quotation marks), or extremely stupid, uncritical participants. (Woo! Sounds like a real party...)

    I also want to know, what department you people are from? Certainly none of you have ever taken a Women's Studies, Gender Studies, English, Sociology, Criminology, or even History course (to mention a few), or you'd be well aware of the kind of socially subconscious sexism that your advertisement suffers from so painfully.

    So good luck, because neither myself nor anyone I would associate with would be participating in such an event. (Thank god there's a lot of us.)
    Last time I checked a bunch of different messages were left by the rowing team calling her an idiot.
  • siuying
    edited February 2009
    wow.. feminist i presume? o.O
    it's just a way to get people to hang out... relax and do some fundraising.. geeez...
  • randomuser
    edited February 2009
    feminazi, probably womans studies major

    she could have just said she wasn't going, her attacks were not even particularly poignant
  • Guest1
    edited February 2009
    I consider myself a feminist (but not a crazy one)

    I wear a skirt every day.

    Yes, even in the winter.
  • lazyGUY
    edited February 2009
    summerheaven;47500 said:
    I consider myself a feminist (but not a crazy one)

    I wear a skirt every day.

    Yes, even in the winter.
    i have no idea how that logic works, my mind goes into some sort of wtf state everytime i see a girl wearing a skirt while its snowing
  • siuying
    edited February 2009
    lazyGUY;47504 said:
    i have no idea how that logic works, my mind goes into some sort of wtf state everytime i see a girl wearing a skirt while its snowing
    me too!! while i'm all bundled up and walking across the convo like a penguin.. :confused:
  • buflibufli
    edited February 2009
    lazyGUY;47504 said:
    i have no idea how that logic works, my mind goes into some sort of wtf state everytime i see a girl wearing a skirt while its snowing
    HHAHA ya i fully agree, i've noticed tho its mostly azn women i see wearing miniskirts and shit when there is like 1foot of snow out...
    to me it seems crazy that women would do something like that
  • Guest1
    edited February 2009
    I wear pantyhose underneath and it's usually enough for me.

    Trust me, it's WAY colder in China. Even when it's not snowing or anything, it's freaking cold over there.

    But I was born here in Vancouver and have only been to China once or twice during the winter... Maybe people who are from China are use to the cold... I don't know why I can stand it the cold though...
  • online predatoronline predator
    edited February 2009
    summerheaven;47508 said:
    I wear pantyhose underneath and it's usually enough for me.
    Pics or you're lying!
    summerheaven;47508 said:
    Trust me, it's WAY colder in China. Even when it's not snowing or anything, it's freaking cold over there.
    Maybe the Chinese DNA holds the key to global warming
  • buflibufli
    edited February 2009
    online predator;47511 said:
    Pics or you're lying!
    haha the proper line is "pics or stfu" :P
    online predator;47511 said:

    Maybe the Chinese DNA holds the key to global warming
    lmao


    back to OP
    man that woman got owned bad on her fb
  • Student0667
    edited February 2009
    Geeze, even to a guy like me, I think Miss. Ford got some issues. By the way, nice guess Randomuser, I checked her Facebook profile and she indeed is a English and Women Studies Double Major.

    I don't understand why she is having such an issue with the drink name and the event theme. Ok sure, I don't feel comfortable wearing only my undie in public, especially near drunk strangers, but she went too far with the name calling such as that whole "are your team made up of gay men" and "extremely stupid, uncritical participant" bit...
    lazyGUY;47504 said:
    i have no idea how that logic works, my mind goes into some sort of wtf state everytime i see a girl wearing a skirt while its snowing
    Similarly, I always wonder how some guys can go to class in athletic shorts. But then, their SFU Football Sweatshirt could very well answer my question.

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